...in there to power some internet, I could spend almost all my time in there.
    And so it went for a time. I’d climb out so I could enjoy the occasional sunrise or sunset and to wiggle all the stiffness out of my chilled muscles, but I could tell from the smell it wasn’t going to be a permanent solution, even after I removed all the useless plumbing from my abdominal cavity and threw a handful of cinnamon and a few cloves in there instead. I’m sure I’d last a good long time in the freezer, but then I’d be immobile until the power went out, and ice crystals just aren’t very good for walkin-around meats. Definitely can’t be good to have your eyes freeze solid, either. They’d probably thaw out all mushy and wrong and throw your prescription all out of whack. Moot point in any event, since the freezer...